{"product_id":"1990s-werner-spul-nie-zu-fruh-german-comic-tee","title":"2000 WERNER \"SPÜL NIE ZU FRÜH\" GERMAN COMIC TEE","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"310\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eA black Werner tee built as a chaotic James Bond parody. The graphic puts the cult German cartoon antihero in full secret-agent pose—plunger raised like a weapon, two women in the water below, and a sinking ship behind him—while the oversized \u003cstrong data-start=\"243\" data-end=\"256\"\u003eOO WERNER\u003c\/strong\u003e logo gives it the drama of an action-film title card.\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"312\" data-end=\"712\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eThe German line \u003cstrong data-start=\"328\" data-end=\"354\"\u003e“Spül’ wie zu früh!!!”\u003c\/strong\u003e is a tongue-in-cheek plumbing gag, roughly reading as \u003cstrong data-start=\"409\" data-end=\"446\"\u003e“Flush like there’s no tomorrow!”\u003c\/strong\u003e The women play into the classic Bond-poster formula: glamorous figures surrounding the hero, a weapon in hand and an over-the-top action scene unfolding behind him. Here, Werner swaps Bond’s polished spy image for crude cartoon chaos—a plumber playing secret agent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTag:\u003c\/strong\u003e Werner\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEra:\u003c\/strong\u003e 2000S\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e Full-colour Werner cartoon front print; yellow logo with German caption 'Spül nie zu früh'; faded black body\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMeasurements (in inches):\u003c\/strong\u003e Chest – 48 × Length – 29 (Tagged XL)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCondition:\u003c\/strong\u003e Soft, well-worn black with even fading; print intact with light age crackle; minor holes as shown in pictures\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eAll sales are final. Please review measurements and pictures carefully before purchasing.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Juggie's Coffer","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51375894430011,"sku":null,"price":1499.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0853\/6562\/1051\/files\/2_cfa79230-d6fa-4b77-8ec6-227b0b331bab.png?v=1782023771","url":"https:\/\/juggiescoffer.in\/products\/1990s-werner-spul-nie-zu-fruh-german-comic-tee","provider":"Juggie's Coffer","version":"1.0","type":"link"}