2000 WERNER "SPÜL NIE ZU FRÜH" GERMAN COMIC TEE
2000 WERNER "SPÜL NIE ZU FRÜH" GERMAN COMIC TEE
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A black Werner tee built as a chaotic James Bond parody. The graphic puts the cult German cartoon antihero in full secret-agent pose—plunger raised like a weapon, two women in the water below, and a sinking ship behind him—while the oversized OO WERNER logo gives it the drama of an action-film title card.
The German line “Spül’ wie zu früh!!!” is a tongue-in-cheek plumbing gag, roughly reading as “Flush like there’s no tomorrow!” The women play into the classic Bond-poster formula: glamorous figures surrounding the hero, a weapon in hand and an over-the-top action scene unfolding behind him. Here, Werner swaps Bond’s polished spy image for crude cartoon chaos—a plumber playing secret agent.
Tag: Werner
Era: 2000S
Details: Full-colour Werner cartoon front print; yellow logo with German caption 'Spül nie zu früh'; faded black body
Measurements (in inches): Chest – 48 × Length – 29 (Tagged XL)
Condition: Soft, well-worn black with even fading; print intact with light age crackle; minor holes as shown in pictures
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