2000S SIMPLY NAKED WINES PROMO TEE
2000S SIMPLY NAKED WINES PROMO TEE
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A cheeky early-2000s promo piece from Simply Naked Wines, a brand that played on humor and wordplay in its marketing. The front graphic shows a grape with the line “At least one of us is wearing something!” — a tongue-in-cheek nod to the brand’s name, since their wines were marketed as “naked” (un-oaked) but the grape, of course, still has its skin on. The back anchors it with a bold “Simply Naked” logo and website link, capturing the early era of quirky wine promotions and internet-driven branding.
Tag: Port & Company
Era: 2000S
Details: White cotton tee; large front graphic with grape illustration and slogan; oversized back print with “Simply Naked” wordmark and URL; double-stitched; classic promotional wear.
Measurements (in inches): Chest – 46 × Length – 30 (TAGGED XL)
Condition: Great condition. Fabric remains clean and sturdy with minimal age; prints still sharp and vivid.
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